Aug. 1st, 2002

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There's a kinda cheese that don't need a grater
You keep it in your refrigerator
It's not really a cheese, but a residue
But it's a residue that's good for you

Cottage Cheese, Cottage Cheese
Try it once and you'll agree dat
Cottage Cheese, Cottage Cheese
Is the only cheese guaranteed to please.

It-is-the-only-cheese that's kept in a tub
What about Dairylea? Yes, fair enough.
Ah-but-it-the-only-cheese that's pure and white.
What about Wensleydale? Hmm, yes, or Cheddarie Light.

Cottage Cheese, Cottage Cheese
Try it once and you'll agree dat
Cottage Cheese, Cottage Cheese
Is the only cheese guaranteed to please.

(spoken) But unbeknownst to many, Cottage Cheese has a darker side.
Really, what's that then Vic?

VOODOO!!!

A voodoo ritual is being carried out on set, with Japanese businessmen being fed cottage cheese by a Voodoo Priest. Vic is dragged under a flaming limbo pole.

Cottage Cheese, Cottage Cheese
Try it once and you'll agree dat
Cottage Cheese, Cottage Cheese
Is the only cheese (the only cheese) guaranteed to please.

All hail Vic and Bob
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